vaya con pance

ode to garmin bitch October 18, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — gogopance @ 3:37 am

How do I love thee, let me count the ways.
I love thee British accent coaxing me forward,
I love thee when I’m on higher ground or lower.
I love thy friendly reminders, gently speaking
I hear you, I turn down Prince, I’m listening.
I love thee even when you lose satellite,
Sometimes terrain is tough, it will be all right.
I love that you power down the same times I do,
Tomorrow’s new roads will come all too soon.
I love thee when it seems as if I’m nowhere,
You’ll guide me safely, you’ll get me there.
But most of all I love thy prompt, “Where to?”
Anywhere with you, Garmin Bitch, anywhere with you.


2 Responses to “ode to garmin bitch”

  1. Trace Says:

    Whether in the middle of nowhere or the middle of NYC, I also will follow.

    And while you may leadeth me down roads that are under construction (in NY, go figure), you forgivingly recalculate to adjust for my shortcomings.

  2. Kat Says:

    We named her “Fiona” as we wended through miles and miles of sheep-studded Welsh countryside.

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